World War VII Watch, edition 1 (December 6, 2007)
Sarcos, a company who doesn't seem to have chosen sides in World War VII: Humans vs. Androids, has just thrown a Deron-esque dime for the latter faction: humanoid robots (or Androids) that could totally own the Humans in Joust (pictured):
These androids come with a pretty pimpin' backpack and are capable of keeping their balance when punched, shoved, or kicked -- presumably even when a bowling ball is thrown into their chests. They're pretty cuddly now, and lack offensive abilities, but a strict biotechnological analysis reveals that they may be able to attain offensive powers easily:
That's right. They Have Fingers. This means one of these metal badasses could fire a gun or tank -- and it could pull the trigger even if people were trying to kick it over.
Score one for the Androids.
These androids come with a pretty pimpin' backpack and are capable of keeping their balance when punched, shoved, or kicked -- presumably even when a bowling ball is thrown into their chests. They're pretty cuddly now, and lack offensive abilities, but a strict biotechnological analysis reveals that they may be able to attain offensive powers easily:
That's right. They Have Fingers. This means one of these metal badasses could fire a gun or tank -- and it could pull the trigger even if people were trying to kick it over.
Score one for the Androids.
Labels: american gladiators, androids, sarcos, World War VII
posted by Kyle Wild at
2:20 PM
1 Comments:
It's not just tanks and guns, dude; now with fingers they could do that weird little hand thing Donald Trump does.
Fears rapidly becoming reality here, man.
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